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Cinephile No. 587 "Americana"

Oh, "Americana!" Without a shadow of doubt, you were one of the worst movies I have ever seen. After 90 minutes of your plot, a plot which I still cannot fully explain, I am began believing in hell once again. You proved trailers can be deceiving. They are equivalent with judging a book by its cover. When I left the theater, I was more confused than when I arrived. I did know a few things, though. Don't be a drunk. Don't cover for people when they kill someone. Don't be friends with Hollywood-types. From what I gather, that is all you were trying to teach us. Unless, I missed something while drowning in the murky waters of your poorly written screenplay. 

Be good to each other, 

-Nathan